:09:10
(man)
Hotline.
:09:11
Hi, yes, I'm calling
because it's more than
four hours...
:09:15
and your ad said to call
if it's been more than
four hours.
:09:18
How much of the medicine
have you taken, sir?
:09:20
I haven't taken any,
but your ad said...
:09:23
that if you've had
an erection for more than
four hours, you call.
:09:27
You're only supposed to call
if you've taken the medicine.
:09:31
Okay. I'm sorry.
I must not have
heard that part.
:09:34
Yes. If you haven't taken
the medicine, you don't call.
:09:37
Right. I'm sorry. Right.
:09:39
So, there's nothing
you can do?
:09:42
I just don't wanna...
There's nothing I can do.
:09:44
I'm in Bombay, India.
:09:45
Okay. No, not you personally.
I just don't want...
:09:48
I just don't want
to have an erection anymore.
:09:50
[Laughs]
:09:51
You know,
you could have sex.
:09:53
Okay. Yup.
:09:55
That's one thing people do
when they have an erection.
:09:59
Yeah, that's not an option.
I don't have sex.
:10:01
Okay, well,
then you can masturbate.
:10:04
I'd rather not masturbate.
:10:06
If you'd like the erection
to go away,
you can light a match...
:10:09
blow out the flame
and put the hot ember
on your wrist.
:10:13
And that will focus
the brain elsewhere...
:10:16
and you will lose
your erection.
Really? That'd work?
:10:18
Take your finger
and flick your testicle...
:10:21
and if you do that
till it hurts...
:10:23
your erection will go away.
Okay, all right.
:10:25
It sounds unpleasant
and it is.
:10:26
It is a trick we use
in India.
:10:28
Okay, those are all
good pieces of advice.
I really appreciate it.
:10:32
We appreciate your business.
:10:34
Oh, no.
We didn't get your business...
:10:36
No, not this time.
I guess I didn't need you
this time. Thank you.
:10:49
[Sighing]
:10:53
[Exclaiming]