:10:01
Okay, well,
then you can masturbate.
:10:04
I'd rather not masturbate.
:10:06
If you'd like the erection
to go away,
you can light a match...
:10:09
blow out the flame
and put the hot ember
on your wrist.
:10:13
And that will focus
the brain elsewhere...
:10:16
and you will lose
your erection.
Really? That'd work?
:10:18
Take your finger
and flick your testicle...
:10:21
and if you do that
till it hurts...
:10:23
your erection will go away.
Okay, all right.
:10:25
It sounds unpleasant
and it is.
:10:26
It is a trick we use
in India.
:10:28
Okay, those are all
good pieces of advice.
I really appreciate it.
:10:32
We appreciate your business.
:10:34
Oh, no.
We didn't get your business...
:10:36
No, not this time.
I guess I didn't need you
this time. Thank you.
:10:49
[Sighing]
:10:53
[Exclaiming]
:11:00
[Sighing]
:11:07
[Exclaims]
:11:08
My goodness, Andy,
you are a terrific salesman.
:11:11
Thank you.
Gosh, you really got it down.
:11:13
Thanks.
And your numbers are good.
:11:15
Thanks.
:11:16
I'm going to put you out
on the floor full time.
:11:18
Really?
Yeah.
:11:19
Wow. Okay.
:11:20
Good. We're gonna get you
a blue shirt and tie,
all right?
:11:23
Great. Thanks.
:11:24
You know, Andy,
I've been thinking
about your problem.
:11:27
I think I might have
a solution for you.
:11:30
You ever heard of the term
"fuck buddy"?
:11:35
What?
:11:36
It's a special friend...
:11:40
who you fuck.
:11:42
No, haven't heard that term.
:11:44
When I was a little girl,
I developed early.
:11:48
By the time I was 14,
I had this body
you're looking at.
:11:51
Can you imagine that?
I don't want to, no.
:11:54
Well, needless to say,
a lot of male attention.
:11:58
Like men, yes.
:11:59
Especially from our
Guatemalan gardener, Javier.