The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:11:00
[Sighing]
:11:07
[Exclaims]
:11:08
My goodness, Andy,
you are a terrific salesman.

:11:11
Thank you.
Gosh, you really got it down.

:11:13
Thanks.
And your numbers are good.

:11:15
Thanks.
:11:16
I'm going to put you out
on the floor full time.

:11:18
Really?
Yeah.

:11:19
Wow. Okay.
:11:20
Good. We're gonna get you
a blue shirt and tie,
all right?

:11:23
Great. Thanks.
:11:24
You know, Andy,
I've been thinking
about your problem.

:11:27
I think I might have
a solution for you.

:11:30
You ever heard of the term
"fuck buddy"?

:11:35
What?
:11:36
It's a special friend...
:11:40
who you fuck.
:11:42
No, haven't heard that term.
:11:44
When I was a little girl,
I developed early.

:11:48
By the time I was 14,
I had this body
you're looking at.

:11:51
Can you imagine that?
I don't want to, no.

:11:54
Well, needless to say,
a lot of male attention.

:11:58
Like men, yes.
:11:59
Especially from our
Guatemalan gardener, Javier.

:12:03
Okay.
:12:04
You know, Javier...
:12:07
before he made
passionate yet gentle love
to me for the first time...

:12:13
he serenaded me with
a beautiful old Guatemalan
love song.

:12:17
Really, that's...
:12:19
That sounds nice.
:12:22
**[singing in Spanish]
:12:49
Okay.
:12:52
My goodness.
:12:54
I think we better
get back to work.
Yeah.

:12:56
Yeah, I better go
back to work.
Yeah.

:12:58
So, okay.
All right.


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