The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:14:04
And I know that,
and that shit is everywhere.

:14:07
What if she
laughs at me, though?

:14:09
Then you punch her
in the fucking head
if she laughs.

:14:11
I'm not going to
punch her in the head.
She's really sweet.

:14:14
No. I mean, you punch her
in her fucking head
emotionally.

:14:18
She's different. She's someone
I felt like I had...

:14:21
a connection with.
:14:22
All you trying to do right now
is bust off this first night.

:14:26
You got a whole lot of semen
back up in you.

:14:28
I am going to tell her.
:14:29
You should totally
tell her, man.
I'm going to.

:14:31
'Cause I watched this movie
called Liar Liar...

:14:34
and the message was,
"Don't lie."

:14:36
And that was a smart movie.
:14:38
Yeah, that's the right thing.
Yeah.

:14:40
Really? All your girlfriends
wanted to have sex
with virgins, too?

:14:45
That's funny. I didn't
even know you girls
talked like that.

:14:49
I think my first time
might be your best time, too.

:14:53
Well, I knew it.
You know what...

:14:55
I knew that you'd
react that way
and I knew that...

:14:58
you would want
to lead me through
my first sexual encounter...

:15:03
with all the compassion
and care that someone...

:15:07
would give to their soul mate.
:15:09
Oh, my God. I'm in trouble.
:15:14
Hey, Andy.
:15:16
(Joe)
You watching Survivor tonight?

:15:18
No, actually
I'm going out to dinner
with somebody.

:15:20
Hi.
:15:22
(Andy)
This is her.

:15:23
Trish, this is
Joe and Sara.
Hi.

:15:25
Hi, Trish.
Hey.

:15:26
But tape it for me,
okay?

:15:28
Will do. All right.
(Andy)
Thanks.

:15:30
So long.
(Sara)
Bye-bye.

:15:31
See you later.
Have a good night.

:15:33
Yeah, my man's gonna
get it on tonight.

:15:35
Yes, sir.
:15:36
Yeah, and you better
get on me, too.

:15:39
What is wrong
with this woman?

:15:41
Mercy, mercy, mercy.
:15:48
I'm so sorry that happened
the other night.

:15:50
No, I'm sorry.
:15:51
Oh, my God.
That was me.

:15:53
No.
:15:55
Let me...
I have something
I want to tell you.

:15:58
Kind of hard to talk about.

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