The 40 Year Old Virgin
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But...
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you know,
there are certain things...

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about who I am that...
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I'm sorry.
I just have to get this
off my chest.

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I am so sorry,
I didn't tell you I had kids.

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Yeah, what was that about?
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Gosh. You know,
that really surprised me.

:16:23
No, you should have
told me probably, but...

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I'm sorry. I know.
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What do I care
if you have a kid?

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Well, I have two kids.
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Wow. Okay.
How old are they?

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Six.
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Sixteen.
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Twenty-one.
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Forty-two.
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Fifty-six. How many kids
do you have?

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I have three.
Okay, three.

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Yeah,
and one of them
has a kid.

:16:48
A one-year-old.
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That's cool. That's great.
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I'm really glad
we're doing this.
Me, too.

:17:02
Listen, Andy...
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I don't want to send you
running for the hills
or anything, but...

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I really feel like
if we decide to
do this again, then...

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maybe we should hold off
on the physical part
for a while.

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That is a fantastic idea.
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Why didn't I think of that?
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Really?
Totally.

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No sex?
No. Why do that?

:17:28
Because here's the thing.
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From personal experience...
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I found that
sex can really
complicate things.

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And what we should be
doing right now is
getting to know each other.

:17:37
Yeah.
:17:39
Well, I never thought
you'd go for it.

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I'm going for it.
:17:42
Well, that just
is a great, great notion.

:17:46
Are you serious?
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Look at my face.
Look at how serious I am.

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Can you see my nostrils?
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Yes.
That's serious.

:17:54
That's more angry.
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Yeah, you know what,
most guys would be saying:

:17:58
"Yeah," right now, but, like,
by the third date,
it would be:


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