The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:17:02
Listen, Andy...
:17:04
I don't want to send you
running for the hills
or anything, but...

:17:07
I really feel like
if we decide to
do this again, then...

:17:14
maybe we should hold off
on the physical part
for a while.

:17:19
That is a fantastic idea.
:17:22
Why didn't I think of that?
:17:23
Really?
Totally.

:17:25
No sex?
No. Why do that?

:17:28
Because here's the thing.
:17:30
From personal experience...
:17:31
I found that
sex can really
complicate things.

:17:34
And what we should be
doing right now is
getting to know each other.

:17:37
Yeah.
:17:39
Well, I never thought
you'd go for it.

:17:41
I'm going for it.
:17:42
Well, that just
is a great, great notion.

:17:46
Are you serious?
:17:47
Look at my face.
Look at how serious I am.

:17:50
Can you see my nostrils?
:17:52
Yes.
That's serious.

:17:54
That's more angry.
:17:56
Yeah, you know what,
most guys would be saying:

:17:58
"Yeah," right now, but, like,
by the third date,
it would be:

:18:02
"Hey, baby, I really need to
physically express
how I feel"...

:18:05
and all that stuff.
Well, hey, baby...

:18:08
you know, three dates...
Make it 10, 10 dates.

:18:13
How about 15?
:18:14
Fifteen. Screw your 15.
20 dates.

:18:18
Okay, 20 dates.
Twenty dates.

:18:20
Okay.
This is genius.

:18:23
It's gonna hurt.
:18:26
Not as much as you think.
:18:30
We can really get to know
each other this way.

:18:32
Yeah.
:18:34
This is one, right?
No, next one.

:18:38
[Door opening]
:18:41
[Clearing throat]
:18:42
Is it safe to come in,
or are you guys doing it?

:18:44
Honey, it's safe.
:18:48
Great.
:18:49
(Trish)
Well, good timing.

:18:51
Yeah.
(Trish)
You remember Marla.

:18:53
Hi, we met.
And this is
my little bunny rabbit.

:18:56
Julia.
Hey.

:18:58
This is Andy.
Julia, how you doing?


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