The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:18:02
"Hey, baby, I really need to
physically express
how I feel"...

:18:05
and all that stuff.
Well, hey, baby...

:18:08
you know, three dates...
Make it 10, 10 dates.

:18:13
How about 15?
:18:14
Fifteen. Screw your 15.
20 dates.

:18:18
Okay, 20 dates.
Twenty dates.

:18:20
Okay.
This is genius.

:18:23
It's gonna hurt.
:18:26
Not as much as you think.
:18:30
We can really get to know
each other this way.

:18:32
Yeah.
:18:34
This is one, right?
No, next one.

:18:38
[Door opening]
:18:41
[Clearing throat]
:18:42
Is it safe to come in,
or are you guys doing it?

:18:44
Honey, it's safe.
:18:48
Great.
:18:49
(Trish)
Well, good timing.

:18:51
Yeah.
(Trish)
You remember Marla.

:18:53
Hi, we met.
And this is
my little bunny rabbit.

:18:56
Julia.
Hey.

:18:58
This is Andy.
Julia, how you doing?

:19:01
You know what,
do you by any chance
like magic?

:19:05
Yeah.
I thought that you might.

:19:08
Because I noticed
on the way in...

:19:09
that you had something shiny
behind your ear.

:19:12
Marla, did you see that?
Something behind her ear?

:19:14
You think you do?
Could I check?

:19:16
Do you mind if I check
behind your ear?

:19:19
Big money!
:19:20
[Exclaiming]
:19:21
That's amazing.
Wow, it is amazing.

:19:24
There's something else, too,
behind your ear, I think.

:19:26
No, actually it's not
behind your ear.
I think it is your ear.

:19:29
Rip!
:19:30
It is your ear.
There is your ear.

:19:34
I ripped it off.
:19:35
Gross!
Yeah, that's...

:19:37
All right. Wait.
Okay, but that means
that you...

:19:40
walk around with a rubber ear
in your pocket all day?

:19:44
Yeah, like half the time.
:19:46
You know, I can come
to your high school...

:19:48
and do it for your friends
if you want.

:19:50
You know what,
I should head out.

:19:51
Really?
Yeah.

:19:53
I have to give you
a ride home.

:19:55
Right. Yes, you do.
:19:56
Yeah, 'cause you don't have
a car or anything, right?

:19:58
Right, I don't have a car.

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