The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:19:01
You know what,
do you by any chance
like magic?

:19:05
Yeah.
I thought that you might.

:19:08
Because I noticed
on the way in...

:19:09
that you had something shiny
behind your ear.

:19:12
Marla, did you see that?
Something behind her ear?

:19:14
You think you do?
Could I check?

:19:16
Do you mind if I check
behind your ear?

:19:19
Big money!
:19:20
[Exclaiming]
:19:21
That's amazing.
Wow, it is amazing.

:19:24
There's something else, too,
behind your ear, I think.

:19:26
No, actually it's not
behind your ear.
I think it is your ear.

:19:29
Rip!
:19:30
It is your ear.
There is your ear.

:19:34
I ripped it off.
:19:35
Gross!
Yeah, that's...

:19:37
All right. Wait.
Okay, but that means
that you...

:19:40
walk around with a rubber ear
in your pocket all day?

:19:44
Yeah, like half the time.
:19:46
You know, I can come
to your high school...

:19:48
and do it for your friends
if you want.

:19:50
You know what,
I should head out.

:19:51
Really?
Yeah.

:19:53
I have to give you
a ride home.

:19:55
Right. Yes, you do.
:19:56
Yeah, 'cause you don't have
a car or anything, right?

:19:58
Right, I don't have a car.
:20:00
'Cause he doesn't have a car,
and he does magic.

:20:03
Awesome.
:20:04
And sarcasm is like
a second language to me.

:20:07
So, I'm right there with you.
:20:09
[Laughing]
:20:12
But, Dad...
:20:14
I don't know how to love.
:20:18
You never...
:20:20
taught me how...
:20:24
[ringing]
:20:27
Hello.
(Andy)
Hey, Cal.

:20:29
Hey.
I just got back from a date.

:20:32
Did you tell her
you're a virgin?

:20:34
No. I haven't gotten
to that yet.

:20:36
Really?
Are you having sex right now?

:20:39
No. She was incredible.
:20:41
She was amazing.
She didn't pressure me.

:20:44
And she has three kids.
:20:47
And one of her kids
has a kid.

:20:49
[Coughing]
:20:51
You all right?
:20:53
Did you just say she has
three kids, one of whom
has a kid?

:20:57
Yeah.
So, so, she's a grandma?


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