:20:00
'Cause he doesn't have a car,
and he does magic.
:20:03
Awesome.
:20:04
And sarcasm is like
a second language to me.
:20:07
So, I'm right there with you.
:20:09
[Laughing]
:20:12
But, Dad...
:20:14
I don't know how to love.
:20:18
You never...
:20:20
taught me how...
:20:24
[ringing]
:20:27
Hello.
(Andy)
Hey, Cal.
:20:29
Hey.
I just got back from a date.
:20:32
Did you tell her
you're a virgin?
:20:34
No. I haven't gotten
to that yet.
:20:36
Really?
Are you having sex right now?
:20:39
No. She was incredible.
:20:41
She was amazing.
She didn't pressure me.
:20:44
And she has three kids.
:20:47
And one of her kids
has a kid.
:20:49
[Coughing]
:20:51
You all right?
:20:53
Did you just say she has
three kids, one of whom
has a kid?
:20:57
Yeah.
So, so, she's a grandma?
:21:00
No.
:21:01
I'm not a doctor
or anything like that...
:21:03
but she's a fucking grandma.
:21:06
Yeah, whatever, you know.
:21:07
She's the hottest grandma
I ever saw.
:21:09
Yeah, she is.
She's a hot grandma.
:21:10
That's a good-looking grandma.
My grandma looks like
Jack Palance.
:21:13
Well, she's no Jack Palance.
:21:14
No. If Jack Palance
looked like that lady...
:21:16
I would want to
fuck Jack Palance right now.
:21:18
Yeah, me, too.
:21:20
She's a hot grandma.
:21:21
Heck, yeah.
No, do a grandma, man.
:21:23
You should fuck her
on her plastic-covered couch.
:21:26
Fuck her while she watches
Murder, She Wrote.
:21:28
She would probably find that
very erotic.
:21:30
Yeah, whatever, you know.
:21:31
Fuck her and then have her
send you a check
for $12 on your birthday.
:21:36
I'm the dude
with the hot granny.
:21:39
(Andy)
What did you want to
talk to me about?
:21:41
Well, Andy,
the numbers just came in...
:21:43
and you are by far
our best salesman.
:21:47
So, I am promoting you
to floor manager.
:21:50
This is the bullshit
of all bullshits!
:21:52
You scumbag! Ass kisser!
:21:56
Thank you. That's great.
:21:58
I understand
you have a girlfriend.
Yeah, kind of seeing somebody.