The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:21:00
No.
:21:01
I'm not a doctor
or anything like that...

:21:03
but she's a fucking grandma.
:21:06
Yeah, whatever, you know.
:21:07
She's the hottest grandma
I ever saw.

:21:09
Yeah, she is.
She's a hot grandma.

:21:10
That's a good-looking grandma.
My grandma looks like
Jack Palance.

:21:13
Well, she's no Jack Palance.
:21:14
No. If Jack Palance
looked like that lady...

:21:16
I would want to
fuck Jack Palance right now.

:21:18
Yeah, me, too.
:21:20
She's a hot grandma.
:21:21
Heck, yeah.
No, do a grandma, man.

:21:23
You should fuck her
on her plastic-covered couch.

:21:26
Fuck her while she watches
Murder, She Wrote.

:21:28
She would probably find that
very erotic.

:21:30
Yeah, whatever, you know.
:21:31
Fuck her and then have her
send you a check
for $12 on your birthday.

:21:36
I'm the dude
with the hot granny.

:21:39
(Andy)
What did you want to
talk to me about?

:21:41
Well, Andy,
the numbers just came in...

:21:43
and you are by far
our best salesman.

:21:47
So, I am promoting you
to floor manager.

:21:50
This is the bullshit
of all bullshits!

:21:52
You scumbag! Ass kisser!
:21:56
Thank you. That's great.
:21:58
I understand
you have a girlfriend.
Yeah, kind of seeing somebody.

:22:02
I'm very happy for you.
Thanks. She's great.

:22:05
Are you still a virgin?
:22:08
You know, I don't really...
:22:09
talk about my personal life.
You're a virgin.

:22:11
Yes, I am.
Yeah.

:22:14
My door is always open.
:22:16
So to speak.
Great.

:22:19
Great. Thank you.
:22:21
I'm very discreet.
:22:26
But I'll haunt your dreams.
:22:30
Okay.
Okay.

:22:32
[Sniffing]
:22:37
Wow.
:22:40
So who's gonna take my job?
Cal will be
taking over your job.

:22:45
And he's interviewing people
right now...

:22:46
for his old job.
:22:48
So, have you ever worked
with electronics before?

:22:50
No.
No?

:22:51
But I have electronics
in my home.

:22:56
Perfect. That's the job
pretty much.
You're very well-qualified.


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