The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:23:00
More than these other losers.
:23:02
[Laughs]
:23:03
I could do that...
Wait, last thing.

:23:06
I'm also gonna need that
extended warranty on it...

:23:08
for the price of
"on the house."

:23:12
That I can't do.
:23:14
Hey, don't be a Negro.
Be my nigger. All right?
Help me out.

:23:17
Hold up.
I ain't nobody's nigger.

:23:20
I mean, you're somebody's nigger
wearing this nigger tie.

:23:22
Now you being condescending.
:23:24
See, you've been warned,
all right?
Just move forward amicably.

:23:28
Okay. Well, check this out.
:23:29
First of all, you're throwing
too many big words at me.

:23:31
Okay, now because
I don't understand them...

:23:33
I'm gonna take them
as disrespect.

:23:35
Watch your mouth,
and help me with the sale.

:23:37
Okay, see,
now you found yourself
a nigger.

:23:40
You were looking for a nigger?
Nigger here now. See?

:23:43
Today's forecast:
Dark and cloudy,
and chance of drive-by.

:23:46
You want to go?
I suggest you move back.

:23:48
Then, nig, fire on.
:23:50
What are we gonna do?
:23:52
What are you gonna do,
Mr. Floor Manager?

:23:56
Go, get them, tiger.
:23:57
This shit just got rigged.
:23:59
What are you gonna do, bitch?
I'll tell you what.

:24:01
You know Luca Perry
from 20th and 25th?

:24:03
You ever heard of,
Rolling 20s, nigger?

:24:05
Since I was 16, nigger,
I'm saying "frosty."

:24:07
You know what I'm saying,
"spoon", nigger.

:24:09
We fucked dwarfs in the ass.
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Nigger, this dwarf here
don't got to be tall...

:24:13
to pull the trigger off
in somebody face!

:24:15
Come on nigger, back up.
What's up?
Hey...

:24:17
Welcome to Smart Tech.
:24:18
Is this your boy?
What can I help you with?

:24:20
Yeah, nigger,
we will both mash you!

:24:21
How can we help you, sir?
Nigger, what?

:24:23
No, he don't need no help.
He's already been served.

:24:26
I served him. He's taken
care of. He's a little slow,
but he got it.

:24:29
See, what he thought was
he can come up in here
and make the rules.

:24:31
But now he see that
Jay make the moves
at Smart Tech...

:24:34
that I run this, bitch
and now he bought the bounce.

:24:38
This your boy?
:24:39
Yeah, that's my boy.
We represent Smart Tech.

:24:42
You just got
fucked up with him.

:24:43
Both y'all niggers going
get clapped up
when I get back.

:24:47
Both of you all niggers.
:24:48
What did I do?
It don't fucking matter!

:24:51
Yeah, aim high, Willis.
Aim high!

:24:54
Please don't do this.
:24:56
Jay, what's going on?

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