:24:01
You know Luca Perry
from 20th and 25th?
:24:03
You ever heard of,
Rolling 20s, nigger?
:24:05
Since I was 16, nigger,
I'm saying "frosty."
:24:07
You know what I'm saying,
"spoon", nigger.
:24:09
We fucked dwarfs in the ass.
:24:11
Nigger, this dwarf here
don't got to be tall...
:24:13
to pull the trigger off
in somebody face!
:24:15
Come on nigger, back up.
What's up?
Hey...
:24:17
Welcome to Smart Tech.
:24:18
Is this your boy?
What can I help you with?
:24:20
Yeah, nigger,
we will both mash you!
:24:21
How can we help you, sir?
Nigger, what?
:24:23
No, he don't need no help.
He's already been served.
:24:26
I served him. He's taken
care of. He's a little slow,
but he got it.
:24:29
See, what he thought was
he can come up in here
and make the rules.
:24:31
But now he see that
Jay make the moves
at Smart Tech...
:24:34
that I run this, bitch
and now he bought the bounce.
:24:38
This your boy?
:24:39
Yeah, that's my boy.
We represent Smart Tech.
:24:42
You just got
fucked up with him.
:24:43
Both y'all niggers going
get clapped up
when I get back.
:24:47
Both of you all niggers.
:24:48
What did I do?
It don't fucking matter!
:24:51
Yeah, aim high, Willis.
Aim high!
:24:54
Please don't do this.
:24:56
Jay, what's going on?
:25:01
Jill broke up with me.
:25:02
I'm so sorry.
What happened?
:25:05
I came home a little tipsy.
:25:07
And I had one of my condoms
on still.
:25:11
Woke up the next morning
and jumped in the shower
with her.
:25:15
I don't know
what I was thinking.
:25:17
Why did you cheat on her?
:25:19
Because I'm insecure!
You can't tell?
:25:21
I know, man.
It's gonna be okay.
:25:24
I'm cold.
It's gonna be all right, man.
:25:26
Seriously, man, I'm sorry.
:25:28
I apologize to you. I know.
:25:29
If you wanna have
a meaningful relationship...
:25:31
you've got to leave the sex
out of it, man. You're right.
:25:34
It's all right. You're good.
:25:35
I'm sorry. Come here.
I love you, man.
:25:37
Man, I love you, too.
:25:40
You're a good guy.
:25:43
Do you know how I know
you guys are gay?
:25:46
You're holding each other
ever so gently.
:25:48
Cabrón.
:25:50
[Whooping]
:25:55
[Exclaiming]
:25:56
(Trish)
Bravo.
:25:57
At least he can cook, Mom.
:25:59
**[Believe It Or Not
(The Greatest American Hero
theme) playing]