The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:25:01
Jill broke up with me.
:25:02
I'm so sorry.
What happened?

:25:05
I came home a little tipsy.
:25:07
And I had one of my condoms
on still.

:25:11
Woke up the next morning
and jumped in the shower
with her.

:25:15
I don't know
what I was thinking.

:25:17
Why did you cheat on her?
:25:19
Because I'm insecure!
You can't tell?

:25:21
I know, man.
It's gonna be okay.

:25:24
I'm cold.
It's gonna be all right, man.

:25:26
Seriously, man, I'm sorry.
:25:28
I apologize to you. I know.
:25:29
If you wanna have
a meaningful relationship...

:25:31
you've got to leave the sex
out of it, man. You're right.

:25:34
It's all right. You're good.
:25:35
I'm sorry. Come here.
I love you, man.

:25:37
Man, I love you, too.
:25:40
You're a good guy.
:25:43
Do you know how I know
you guys are gay?

:25:46
You're holding each other
ever so gently.

:25:48
CabrĂ³n.
:25:50
[Whooping]
:25:55
[Exclaiming]
:25:56
(Trish)
Bravo.

:25:57
At least he can cook, Mom.
:25:59
**[Believe It Or Not
(The Greatest American Hero
theme) playing]

:26:03
I love... Spiderman.
:26:10
[Whooping]
:26:19
Pull out slowly
and go straight ahead.

:26:21
[Screaming]
:26:43
**[humming]
:26:45
[Exclaims]
:26:50
I'm all right.
:26:52
Nobody's there.
:26:53
(Trish)
I want to know
everything about you.

:26:55
I want to tell you.
:26:56
You do?
Yeah.

:26:58
Like, what do you want to do?
What are your dreams?


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