The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:27:01
You don't wanna work
at Smart Tech
for the rest of your life.

:27:04
I've been working there
for a long time.

:27:06
And I've been thinking lately
that maybe I should
open my own store.

:27:10
Really?
Yeah.

:27:12
What kind of store?
Well, like a stereo store.

:27:15
Oh, my God, that is...
Why don't you do that?

:27:18
I don't have enough money
to do that.

:27:19
What about those collectibles?
:27:21
I bet if you sold those,
you could make a lot of money.

:27:23
I just sold a guy's G. I. Joe
for $1,000.

:27:27
Really?
Do you have any of those?

:27:29
Yeah.
You do?

:27:30
I have 47 of them.
:27:31
No, you don't.
:27:32
Yeah, in their
original boxes.
You do?

:27:35
I could help you
sell them on eBay.

:27:37
I would not take a commission,
I swear to God.

:27:40
You could do it.
You could totally pull it off.

:27:44
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.

:28:05
Aquaman.
:28:06
Here.
:28:08
Clothes on.
:28:11
I'll send you off to...
:28:14
a farm with lots of land.
:28:17
So, you and other Aquamen
can run around...

:28:21
and play in the Aquafields.
:28:34
Godspeed, Col. Steve Austin.
:28:38
You don't wanna go, do you?
Okay, you can stay.

:28:41
Steve Austin can stay.
:28:46
Hey, Cal. David.
:28:48
Way to sell a big TV.
:28:50
She likes you, man.
:28:52
Too bad I retired my penis.
:28:54
Mooj, we try to be fair with
the schedule but it's hard.

:28:58
Okay, but why every
damn schedule comes up,
I get most early shift?


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