The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:28:05
Aquaman.
:28:06
Here.
:28:08
Clothes on.
:28:11
I'll send you off to...
:28:14
a farm with lots of land.
:28:17
So, you and other Aquamen
can run around...

:28:21
and play in the Aquafields.
:28:34
Godspeed, Col. Steve Austin.
:28:38
You don't wanna go, do you?
Okay, you can stay.

:28:41
Steve Austin can stay.
:28:46
Hey, Cal. David.
:28:48
Way to sell a big TV.
:28:50
She likes you, man.
:28:52
Too bad I retired my penis.
:28:54
Mooj, we try to be fair with
the schedule but it's hard.

:28:58
Okay, but why every
damn schedule comes up,
I get most early shift?

:29:01
It's bullshit.
Nobody buys stereo
at 10:00 in the morning.

:29:04
No, I understand.
:29:05
People buy stereo
between 6:00 and 8:00.

:29:08
Mmm-hmm.
:29:09
Rich men get off work,
then buy stereo.

:29:13
Right.
Not after fucking brunch.

:29:16
Okay.
Here's what we're gonna do.

:29:17
I'm going to give you
a couple of Jay's shifts.

:29:20
And then I'll give you
a couple of mine
and that way...

:29:23
we'll all be equal, okay.
Thank you, Andy.

:29:26
It's okay.
:29:28
You're a good man, Andy.
:29:31
By the way,
what date are you on, now?

:29:35
I think it's around 17.
:29:37
It's hard to tell what
actually constitutes a date,
though.

:29:40
Three to go. So that means
you're gonna have
sex in three days.

:29:45
Maybe, I might try
to space them out
a little bit.

:29:47
I'll pray for your cock.
Okay, thanks.

:29:50
Thanks. Thank you.
Have a good cocky.

:29:52
Trish is on the phone.
Here is a shock.

:29:55
Girlfriend with a problem.
Hello.

:29:57
(Marla)
I have done everything
but sex!


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