The 40 Year Old Virgin
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Is it true that if you
don't use it, you lose it?

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Is that a serious question?
:33:05
No. It wasn't.
(Judith)
Okay.

:33:07
Now, there are a lot
of activities that you can
engage in...

:33:11
without having sex
that are both fun and safe.

:33:14
What sort of activities?
I think...

:33:16
everybody wants to know
about the activities.

:33:18
Well,
instead of having intercourse,
you could have outer-course.

:33:23
Outer-course?
What's that?

:33:26
Yeah, what is that?
:33:27
Outer-course is anything
that isn't vaginal
intercourse.

:33:31
I prefer
vaginal intercourse.

:33:34
[Chuckling]
:33:35
He really does.
:33:37
Now, there are ways
of having sex
without intercourse.

:33:41
Let's see, there are things
like body rubbing
or dry humping.

:33:45
You could dry hump.
:33:46
There is masturbation.
Masturbation.
Play with yourself.

:33:50
Mutual masturbation.
Play with a friend.

:33:52
Deep kissing.
There is erotic massage.

:33:55
That sounds like
it would be nice.

:33:57
Oral sex play.
Sounds like my Friday night.

:34:00
Shut up, Seth.
We went to temple.

:34:02
Okay,
are there any virgins here...

:34:04
who are thinking about
having sex for the first time?

:34:08
Oh.
:34:09
Wait. So you're
a virgin?

:34:12
[Snickers]
:34:14
I'd tap that.
Oh, yeah, you'd "tap that"?

:34:17
Seth, what, you think
you're cool
with your little Jew fro?

:34:20
We don't say, "tap that."
What are you talking about,
Seth?

:34:23
You know what,
I'm a virgin, too.

:34:26
[People laughing]
:34:28
That's...
:34:29
We're virgins, too.
Yeah.

:34:33
No, you know what,
it's a personal choice...

:34:36
and I don't think
it's weird at all.

:34:37
You know what
your problem is?

:34:38
You're putting the pussy
on a pedestal.

:34:40
That's the second time
I've heard that.

:34:42
What is the
"pussy on a pedestal" thing?

:34:44
Okay, I can't listen
to anymore of this,
'cause it's making me sick.

:34:48
So, bye.
:34:49
You can get this information
on your website, right?

:34:51
(Judith)
Yes.
Thanks.
Nice meeting everybody.

:34:53
Any other questions?
:34:54
Do you have any
extra-large condoms?

:34:56
Seth, you got
a tiny penis.


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