:32:01
It is...
:32:03
not a Rubik's Cube.
:32:08
Shit.
:32:10
God, how much longer
are they gonna make us wait?
:32:12
[Exclaims]
I don't know. They should be
out in a second.
:32:15
Now, you're all here...
:32:17
because you're interested
in obtaining birth control.
:32:19
Any questions?
:32:21
Here's a cute story.
I came home the other day...
:32:23
and he is with his girlfriend
in my marital bed...
:32:26
doing things that are illegal
in Alabama.
:32:29
Sex acts, right?
Things that my wife won't do,
okay?
:32:33
Did you have a question?
How do I get my wife
to do that?
:32:36
Does anybody else
have a question?
:32:38
My daughter is,
for lack of a better word...
:32:41
dumb.
:32:43
How do I stop
her menstrual cycle?
:32:45
You want her to stop
having a menstrual cycle?
:32:47
I want to stop it,
maybe just for a few years.
:32:50
Yeah, I don't think
that's a good idea.
:32:52
Does anybody else
have a question?
I have a question.
:32:55
I think some of the people
here might be
sexually inexperienced.
:33:00
Is it true that if you
don't use it, you lose it?
:33:03
Is that a serious question?
:33:05
No. It wasn't.
(Judith)
Okay.
:33:07
Now, there are a lot
of activities that you can
engage in...
:33:11
without having sex
that are both fun and safe.
:33:14
What sort of activities?
I think...
:33:16
everybody wants to know
about the activities.
:33:18
Well,
instead of having intercourse,
you could have outer-course.
:33:23
Outer-course?
What's that?
:33:26
Yeah, what is that?
:33:27
Outer-course is anything
that isn't vaginal
intercourse.
:33:31
I prefer
vaginal intercourse.
:33:34
[Chuckling]
:33:35
He really does.
:33:37
Now, there are ways
of having sex
without intercourse.
:33:41
Let's see, there are things
like body rubbing
or dry humping.
:33:45
You could dry hump.
:33:46
There is masturbation.
Masturbation.
Play with yourself.
:33:50
Mutual masturbation.
Play with a friend.
:33:52
Deep kissing.
There is erotic massage.
:33:55
That sounds like
it would be nice.
:33:57
Oral sex play.
Sounds like my Friday night.