The 40 Year Old Virgin
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No, we don't.
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What? Yes, you do!
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You're such a liar!
Why do you lie to me?

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Why?
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[Door slamming]
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[Muttering]
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I didn't hear anything
after "a liar."

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What did she say
after "a liar"?
She sounds like a tea kettle.

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Fuck you!
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[Crying]
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Maybe I should take her.
No, I don't think so.

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You know, a little information
never hurt anybody.

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Cool.
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Wow!
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Where do you put the penis?
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Oh, shit.
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It is...
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not a Rubik's Cube.
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Shit.
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God, how much longer
are they gonna make us wait?

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[Exclaims]
I don't know. They should be
out in a second.

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Now, you're all here...
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because you're interested
in obtaining birth control.

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Any questions?
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Here's a cute story.
I came home the other day...

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and he is with his girlfriend
in my marital bed...

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doing things that are illegal
in Alabama.

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Sex acts, right?
Things that my wife won't do,
okay?

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Did you have a question?
How do I get my wife
to do that?

:32:36
Does anybody else
have a question?

:32:38
My daughter is,
for lack of a better word...

:32:41
dumb.
:32:43
How do I stop
her menstrual cycle?

:32:45
You want her to stop
having a menstrual cycle?

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I want to stop it,
maybe just for a few years.

:32:50
Yeah, I don't think
that's a good idea.

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Does anybody else
have a question?
I have a question.

:32:55
I think some of the people
here might be
sexually inexperienced.


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