The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:35:01
[Sighing]
:35:02
So, I made that all up
to help you out.

:35:07
No, you didn't.
:35:09
But thank you
for doing that.

:35:15
How can you tell?
:35:17
Well, you know, I go to school
with, like, 400 guys...

:35:20
who are all trying
to have sex.

:35:21
And, yeah,
so I can tell who's done it.

:35:23
Of course.
:35:24
And you really haven't?
No, I really haven't.

:35:28
Please don't tell your mom,
okay?

:35:30
Yeah, I won't.
Thanks.

:35:32
But when are you
gonna tell her?

:35:36
Believe me,
I'm working on it.

:35:39
I am working on it.
:35:44
Do you have any weed?
:35:47
Yeah.
You do have some.

:35:48
Can spare any
or is it all spoken for?

:35:51
I mean, like what
are we talking? Are we...

:35:53
Just enough to get me
baked for like a week.

:35:56
That's a lot of weed.
:35:57
Yeah, I am taking vacation
next week, so...

:35:59
Where are you going?
I'm not going anywhere.

:36:01
I'll stay in my apartment.
Just getting baked?

:36:03
I want to be baked
the whole time.

:36:04
Watch TV,
I'll probably re-watch Gandhi.

:36:07
Gandhi baked is good.
Yes, isn't it?

:36:09
I always feel bad
when I watch it baked...

:36:11
'cause I get really hungry
and I'm eating a lot...

:36:13
and poor Gandhi is...
:36:14
fucking starving his ass off.
Starving, I know.

:36:16
**[music playing on TV]
:36:19
Sounds good.
Yeah.

:36:21
I'm going to take her
to capacity.
Are you okay with that?

:36:24
Give it a shot.
:36:25
Freak! Oh, yeah!
:36:29
Michael McDonald, man,
I haven't heard this in years.

:36:32
Yeah, I haven't heard it
in like 48 minutes.

:36:35
If I get the set,
will you throw in the DVD?

:36:37
You don't get the set.
I'll throw in the DVD.

:36:40
I'll take it.
:36:41
Really?
Yeah.

:36:44
Y'all want to see
something beautiful?
Come here.

:36:46
You want to see the most
beautiful thing in the world?
Check this out.

:36:50
This is my baby right here.
That's my baby's dick
right there.

:36:54
Looks like a poltergeist.
:36:56
That is his foot.
:36:57
Look at his dick.
That's not even four months.


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