The 40 Year Old Virgin
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Extrapolate that.
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By the time he's 30,
what's gonna happen?

:37:04
Yo, Andy! Come check this out,
dawg.

:37:06
Is this the movie about babies
that are geniuses?

:37:09
No, this is my child, dude.
Jill is pregnant.

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That's yours?
(Jay)
Yeah.

:37:12
That's why she broke up
with me in the first place...

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'cause she just thought
that I wouldn't be
a good father...

:37:17
in light of the fact that
I'd be cheating on her
all the time.

:37:19
But she got over all that.
It's cool now.

:37:21
Congratulations, man.
That is great.

:37:23
We having
a party tonight, Andy...

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and I really want you
to be there, man.

:37:26
We celebrating and I
really, really want you
to be there.

:37:29
It looks like
the Doppler radar.

:37:32
Can you believe that?
:37:33
This child
ain't even four months old.

:37:34
He ain't four months old yet.
Look at what he's packing.

:37:37
Everybody dick looks big
on 60-inch TV.

:37:39
My sister's dick looks big
on TV, okay?

:37:43
Oh, my God,
this guy, Eric Gilliland...

:37:46
he has bought, like,
15 of these.
Really?

:37:49
Yeah, I think he likes
action figures even more
than you.

:37:52
That is impossible.
I think so.

:37:55
Andy, the way these things
are flying off your shelf...

:37:58
you know, I think you
could actually make like...

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maybe like $100,000.
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Really?
Yeah,
you could open your store.

:38:06
Wow.
Honey...

:38:07
That's a lot of money.
I know.

:38:10
That's incredible.
I wouldn't have done it
without you.

:38:12
Thanks.
:38:14
And that's not the only
good news.
What?

:38:17
You know what tonight is?
Survivor is on?

:38:22
No.
I know.

:38:24
Is it The Apprentice?
:38:27
No.
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What?
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It's our 20th date.
:38:44
Wow.
Yeah.

:38:45
Really?
Uh-huh.

:38:47
Seriously?
I think we're at 18.

:38:50
'Cause there were
a couple of dates there...

:38:52
that don't really count
as dates.
No.

:38:54
I'll give you a free pass
on those other ones.

:38:57
Thank you.
:38:59
Listen.
What?


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