The 40 Year Old Virgin
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Listen.
Mmm-hmm.

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I really like you.
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I think I'm falling for you.
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I don't know. I kind of see
this going somewhere.

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I do, too.
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I just think we should just
go crazy on each other.

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Okay.
Okay?

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Oh, thank God!
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Oh!
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Okay, I should...
I gotta pick those up.

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Don't pick them up now.
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No, I have to pick those up
right now.

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Wait, we'll get them later.
Listen, no, I can't, no.

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Listen, it's really important
because...

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once the integrity of the box
gets compromised...

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This is original packaging
and that's why these things...

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are so valuable.
So you don't screw with that.

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You really don't screw
with that.
All right.

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We can wrap them again later,
you know.

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Yeah, I know.
But you know what...

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this is very important
that we don't lose
the value...

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and compromise
the integrity of it.

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Andy, I'm throwing myself
at you and...

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all you can think about
is a fucking toy.

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They're not fucking toys!
This is Iron Man, okay?

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I got this
when I was in second grade.

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Do you know how hard it is
for a kid to not open that?

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This is important.
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These are my things...
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and you are trying to make me
sell them and I don't want to.

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No.
And you're making me.

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I'm not making...
You are encouraging me...

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to quit my job.
I'm not! I'm not trying to...

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You want me to open a store.
You want me
to sell everything.

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You know what,
I'm gonna tell you something.

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I don't just change like that.
I can't just change for you.

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I don't... I'm not trying
to change you. I like you.

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I'm just... I'm trying
to help you grow up, Andy.

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Well, thanks a lot.
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I mean, my God,
you ride a bicycle
to work in a stockroom.

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You know what, I'm not
in the stockroom anymore.

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I'm a floor manager.
Okay.

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And I ride a bike
because I like to.
Einstein rode a bike.

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He had a wife who he fucked,
by the way.

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What do I have to do
for you to have sex with me?

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Do you want me to dress up
like Thor?
I'll dress up like Thor.

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I'll dress up like Iron Man.
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What do they do?
I'll do it.

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What? Everything's always
about sex.


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