The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:40:01
They're not fucking toys!
This is Iron Man, okay?

:40:04
I got this
when I was in second grade.

:40:07
Do you know how hard it is
for a kid to not open that?

:40:09
This is important.
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These are my things...
:40:12
and you are trying to make me
sell them and I don't want to.

:40:16
No.
And you're making me.

:40:17
I'm not making...
You are encouraging me...

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to quit my job.
I'm not! I'm not trying to...

:40:21
You want me to open a store.
You want me
to sell everything.

:40:24
You know what,
I'm gonna tell you something.

:40:26
I don't just change like that.
I can't just change for you.

:40:29
I don't... I'm not trying
to change you. I like you.

:40:32
I'm just... I'm trying
to help you grow up, Andy.

:40:34
Well, thanks a lot.
:40:36
I mean, my God,
you ride a bicycle
to work in a stockroom.

:40:40
You know what, I'm not
in the stockroom anymore.

:40:43
I'm a floor manager.
Okay.

:40:44
And I ride a bike
because I like to.
Einstein rode a bike.

:40:47
He had a wife who he fucked,
by the way.

:40:51
What do I have to do
for you to have sex with me?

:40:53
Do you want me to dress up
like Thor?
I'll dress up like Thor.

:40:56
I'll dress up like Iron Man.
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What do they do?
I'll do it.

:40:59
What? Everything's always
about sex.

:41:01
Why don't you want
to have sex with me?

:41:03
Why not? Tell me.
You tell me the truth.

:41:05
Is it because I have a kid
who has a kid? Is that why?

:41:07
No, it's cool that
you're a grandmother.

:41:09
I love the fact
that you're a grandmother.

:41:11
Oh, God!
You are.
You're a hot grandma.

:41:13
Oh, my God!
:41:15
You are so mean! Get out!
:41:17
Okay, fine. Good!
Good, fine. You're gonna go.

:41:20
I didn't ask for any of this.
You asked for all of it, Andy.

:41:23
Okay. Great.
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[Door slamming]
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Okay.
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That's the way
you want it...

:41:31
that's the way
homie's gonna play it.

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Yeah. Truth be told.
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[Car horn blaring]
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**[hip-hop music playing]
:41:54
Baby, you better
enjoy yourself tonight...

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'cause once this baby's born,
you ain't going out again...

:41:59
till that baby is in college.

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