:44:00
make one person go...
:44:02
[gibbering]
:44:03
And the other person go,
"What are you talking about?"
:44:05
And then one person goes...
:44:07
[gibbering]
:44:08
How much have you had
to drink, man?
:44:10
How much have I had to drink?
How many pots have you smoken?
:44:13
What are you
talking about?
:44:15
How many times have you gone
to the bathroom in your life?
:44:18
Let me ask you that.
:44:19
You know what, you don't have
an answer for that, do you?
:44:22
Fuck you, man! I'm sorry.
:44:24
No, you're such a good guy,
and I appreciate you.
:44:27
What's up, baby, I didn't know
you had came already.
:44:29
Hey, motherfucker!
:44:32
[Both laughing]
:44:34
Man, you know what,
tonight is the night.
:44:36
You know what, you were
totally right and I was wrong.
:44:41
You were right all along.
You cannot have
a relationship...
:44:46
with somebody until...
:44:48
you have sex
and that's the long...
:44:51
That's the long
and short of it.
:44:53
So, thank you.
That's good.
:44:57
And now I have to go hunt
for some hos.
:45:00
[Laughing]
:45:02
He going to be all right?
No, I don't think he is.
:45:06
Cal's a good guy.
Yeah, he's a great guy.
:45:08
It's so funny, because,
you know...
:45:10
when I first met him
and I thought you were
cute at the store...
:45:13
he told me you were gay.
I'm not gay.
:45:16
Cal says that I'm gay because
he has a real problem...
:45:19
with his own gayness.
:45:21
But seriously, I'm going
to lay it out for you,
right now.
:45:25
I was a little reticent
to come over and talk to you.
:45:28
You're very pretty
and you seem very nice.
The truth is...
:45:31
I dated this woman,
let me rephrase that,
I dated this whore...
:45:35
who stomped
all over my heart.
:45:37
And it's just taking me
a little while to kind of...
:45:40
you know,
get back in the game.
:45:41
Oh, my God. Say no more.
:45:43
My last boyfriend Sal junior,
is a scum bag.
:45:45
I would totally pay people
to have him killed.
:45:48
That's how much I fucking hate
that damn scum bag.
:45:50
God, you're fucking awesome.
You too.
:45:54
Hey, you!
:45:58
Hey.
Hey.