The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:43:01
[Groans]
:43:02
Quit flicking my balls, man.
:43:04
Okay, I'll stop
flicking your balls.

:43:06
But I'll start punching
your nuts.

:43:10
Oh!
:43:11
Okay.
:43:16
Well played, sir.
:43:18
Okay.
Thank you.

:43:19
No problem, man.
Go get 'em.

:43:22
Mooj, you done
see my son...

:43:24
you know his foot gonna be
bigger than this.

:43:26
If that baby looks Pakistani,
don't fucking look at me,
okay?

:43:29
I wouldn't mind.
You got good genes.
How old are you? What, 138?

:43:33
When your son is born,
is he already in parole?

:43:44
I need some poon.
:43:48
You guys were so right,
right from the beginning.

:43:51
I need
genital to genital connection
and that's all I need.

:43:56
You know, the thing
about relationships
is that they...

:44:00
make one person go...
:44:02
[gibbering]
:44:03
And the other person go,
"What are you talking about?"

:44:05
And then one person goes...
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[gibbering]
:44:08
How much have you had
to drink, man?

:44:10
How much have I had to drink?
How many pots have you smoken?

:44:13
What are you
talking about?

:44:15
How many times have you gone
to the bathroom in your life?

:44:18
Let me ask you that.
:44:19
You know what, you don't have
an answer for that, do you?

:44:22
Fuck you, man! I'm sorry.
:44:24
No, you're such a good guy,
and I appreciate you.

:44:27
What's up, baby, I didn't know
you had came already.

:44:29
Hey, motherfucker!
:44:32
[Both laughing]
:44:34
Man, you know what,
tonight is the night.

:44:36
You know what, you were
totally right and I was wrong.

:44:41
You were right all along.
You cannot have
a relationship...

:44:46
with somebody until...
:44:48
you have sex
and that's the long...

:44:51
That's the long
and short of it.

:44:53
So, thank you.
That's good.

:44:57
And now I have to go hunt
for some hos.


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