The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:52:00
(Beth)
Oh, it's happening!
It's happening! Andy!

:52:03
You think?
:52:05
We've been talking,
and look...

:52:08
if you love Trish,
you can't do this.

:52:10
Look, you guys,
I don't know
what I'm doing anymore.

:52:13
I don't even know who I am.
All I know is...

:52:16
that woman
scares the shit out of me...

:52:19
and I just wanna go home,
okay?

:52:22
Let's go.
We should all get out of here.

:52:24
Okay.
We should all go.

:52:26
It wasn't that good
for me.

:52:28
We should totally
get out of here.

:52:29
We should run away
from here.

:52:35
[Beth moaning]
:52:38
Hey.
:52:39
[Beth laughing]
:52:41
Cal.
:52:44
[Car horns blaring]
:52:45
Go around!
:52:47
Come on,
just go around me!

:52:52
Can't you hear me?
:53:02
Hey, there. Hi, Trish.
:53:06
Man, I'm really sorry
about tonight.

:53:09
What's this?
:53:11
Those are David's.
:53:15
I think he has a problem.
:53:17
These are David's?
He's into that.

:53:20
David's Boner Jams '03?
:53:24
Yeah, it's so sad.
:53:26
He compiled all the best
boner scenes, I guess.

:53:30
This isn't what it looks like,
okay?

:53:33
What does this look like?
A vagina.

:53:37
And what do you do
with this vagina?

:53:39
To learn.
It's for medicinal purposes.

:53:42
Ugh.
:53:43
Hey, I'm sorry. God...
What's this?

:53:46
This your date drug?
Your roofie?

:53:49
It's a Mentos.
:53:51
They're "The Freshmaker."
:53:53
Yeah, right.
:53:55
What are you,
some kind of sex pervert?

:53:57
Are you a deviant
or something?

:53:59
No, I'm not a sexual deviant!
What is all this?


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