The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:53:02
Hey, there. Hi, Trish.
:53:06
Man, I'm really sorry
about tonight.

:53:09
What's this?
:53:11
Those are David's.
:53:15
I think he has a problem.
:53:17
These are David's?
He's into that.

:53:20
David's Boner Jams '03?
:53:24
Yeah, it's so sad.
:53:26
He compiled all the best
boner scenes, I guess.

:53:30
This isn't what it looks like,
okay?

:53:33
What does this look like?
A vagina.

:53:37
And what do you do
with this vagina?

:53:39
To learn.
It's for medicinal purposes.

:53:42
Ugh.
:53:43
Hey, I'm sorry. God...
What's this?

:53:46
This your date drug?
Your roofie?

:53:49
It's a Mentos.
:53:51
They're "The Freshmaker."
:53:53
Yeah, right.
:53:55
What are you,
some kind of sex pervert?

:53:57
Are you a deviant
or something?

:53:59
No, I'm not a sexual deviant!
What is all this?

:54:01
I haven't even tried
to have sex with you, so...

:54:04
What are you trying to do?
What are you
buttering me up for?

:54:07
Come on.
:54:08
You're not gonna try
and kill me, are you?

:54:10
Look, Trish.
You didn't get a new carpet.

:54:13
I'm not trying to kill you.
I love you.

:54:16
I love you.
Oh, God!

:54:19
Trish.
:54:22
**[Heat Of The Moment playing]
:54:29
Trish. No!
:54:32
No. Trish, stop.
:54:39
Come on, Trish!
:54:44
I need to talk to you!
:54:46
No!
:54:49
Damn it.

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