The Dukes of Hazzard
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:10:00
- Sleight of hand.
- Grow the fingernails out.

:10:02
Then pop some fingernail polish
on them bitches.

:10:06
- Is Billy Prickett in on it?
- Prickett?

:10:09
- Prickett's just collecting a paycheck.
- We ain't gonna let you get away with it.

:10:14
Really? Tomorrow, if you happen to be
strolling by the courthouse about noon...

:10:18
...you might wanna rush right in there
and voice your objections.

:10:21
Voice this.
:10:24
Dadgum it. I just remembered.
:10:27
Tomorrow morning
you're going to the Georgia work farm.

:10:30
And I hear they have a rather
strict policy on weekend passes.

:10:34
Yo, B. You need to pop
a feather in that hat, yo.

:10:36
Then your man ho's will be having
more respect for you.

:10:39
I have $ 100 right here...
:10:41
...for whoever knocks
that loudmouth son of a bitch out.

:10:45
Thank you.
:10:46
Now, break some rocks for me, boys.
:10:49
Take care, now, you hear?
:10:51
Bye-bye.
:10:54
Don't you know you're not supposed
to wear white after Labor Day?

:11:14
All right, here's what we're gonna do.
:11:15
When we stop for gas, we call up Cooter
and tell him to put a pig in the road, right.

:11:19
Then when the cops are moving the pig,
Cooter hooks up a cable to the bumper.

:11:23
Car drives away,
the hook will pull out the whole chassis.

:11:26
He can't drive without a chassis...
:11:29
All right, shut up back there!
:11:30
My cousin's starting to go crazy.
We gotta get him to a hospital.

:11:33
I think he done caught the fever,
or something.

:11:35
That's what happens
when you're humping livestock, hillbilly.

:11:38
Can we help you guys out
with anything up there...

:11:41
...oblige you with a reach-around
or something?

:11:43
Of course, you'd have to un-cuff us first.
:11:45
Sarge, if you and me was to have
a chase, you think you could catch me?

:11:48
- Appears to me you caught already, son.
- I'm serious.

:11:51
If I had my car and you was in this one,
you really think you could catch me?

:11:55
Because, bubba,
this car feels kind of slow to me.

:11:57
She's got plenty under the hood,
don't you worry about that.


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