:11:14
All right, here's what we're gonna do.
:11:15
When we stop for gas, we call up Cooter
and tell him to put a pig in the road, right.
:11:19
Then when the cops are moving the pig,
Cooter hooks up a cable to the bumper.
:11:23
Car drives away,
the hook will pull out the whole chassis.
:11:26
He can't drive without a chassis...
:11:29
All right, shut up back there!
:11:30
My cousin's starting to go crazy.
We gotta get him to a hospital.
:11:33
I think he done caught the fever,
or something.
:11:35
That's what happens
when you're humping livestock, hillbilly.
:11:38
Can we help you guys out
with anything up there...
:11:41
...oblige you with a reach-around
or something?
:11:43
Of course, you'd have to un-cuff us first.
:11:45
Sarge, if you and me was to have
a chase, you think you could catch me?
:11:48
- Appears to me you caught already, son.
- I'm serious.
:11:51
If I had my car and you was in this one,
you really think you could catch me?
:11:55
Because, bubba,
this car feels kind of slow to me.
:11:57
She's got plenty under the hood,
don't you worry about that.
:12:00
- No balls.
- No balls.
:12:02
No balls. No balls.
:12:04
- No balls.
- No balls.
:12:05
You wanna see balls?
:12:07
- No balls. No balls.
- Will you slow this car down?
:12:10
You letting them get your panties
in a bunch. You the officer.
:12:13
Shut the hell up back there. All right?
:12:15
- No balls.
- Oh, my God. Will you look at that?
:12:18
You need a napkin
to eat them drumsticks, boy.
:12:22
- Goddamn it.
- Nice driving!
:12:30
What seems to be the problem, sugar?
:12:32
I think something bounced up
into my undercarriage.
:12:35
- Will you take a look?
- Ma'am, I'd be pleased...
:12:37
...to check your undercarriage.
- Thank you.
:12:39
I stopped you
because your taillight is out.
:12:41
Stopped me? Sir, you hit me.
:12:43
Because your taillight is out,
and we couldn't see you brake.
:12:46
- You're gonna write me a ticket?
- Yep.
:12:48
This is ridiculous!
:12:52
Is there anything I can help you out
with today, ma'am?
:12:55
Do cute cops grow on trees
around here or what?
:12:57
Well, I, you know... Pushups.
Kind of you to notice.