The Dukes of Hazzard
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:02:01
Luke, remember last time.
:02:03
Don't worry about it, cuz.
:02:05
It's okay, Bo. Pa ain't here.
:02:07
See, Bo? Pa ain't here.
:02:12
- Hi.
- Hi.

:02:17
Play hard to get, little buddy.
:02:30
Listen and learn, General.
:02:32
And now, side two
of the Al Unser, Jr. Story:

:02:36
No Questions, Only Unsers,
as read by Laurence Fishburne.

:02:42
"I'm too old for this shit. "
:02:44
That's what I was thinking
as I turned into the final lap...

:02:47
... running fourth at Talladega.
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But then it hit me.
Life is like a racetrack.

:02:53
You gotta keep going
round and round.

:02:56
- That is so true.
- Sure, sometimes you crash and burn.

:03:00
But if you don't make the turn,
you ain't never gonna learn.

:03:04
So I gripped the wheel tighter,
checked my gauges, and made my move.

:03:09
Make my move. Give you my move.
Make it, mother...

:03:12
- Jesus Christ!
- Howdy, Bo.

:03:15
Hey, Mr. Pullman.
I nearly shit myself.

:03:19
- How you doing, sir?
- Oh, I'm fine.

:03:21
You ready for that big
Hazzard Rally this weekend?

:03:24
Yeah, I got him all tuned up.
Right, General?

:03:27
How many times
you won that, anyway?

:03:29
- Four in a row, sir.
- Four in a row.

:03:32
That's good. Billy Prickett won it four
in a row, and look what he's doing today.

:03:37
- Hey, you been hunting?
- Yes, sir.

:03:40
Yeah, I been using
those new whammy shells.

:03:43
They scatter less for when you really
wanna blow a hole in something.

:03:49
- Cool. Guns.
- Yeah.

:03:53
Are you delivering
all by yourself today?

:03:56
Oh, no. I never travel alone, sir.
:03:58
I like to think I travel
with the man upstairs.


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