:03:00
But if you don't make the turn,
you ain't never gonna learn.
:03:04
So I gripped the wheel tighter,
checked my gauges, and made my move.
:03:09
Make my move. Give you my move.
Make it, mother...
:03:12
- Jesus Christ!
- Howdy, Bo.
:03:15
Hey, Mr. Pullman.
I nearly shit myself.
:03:19
- How you doing, sir?
- Oh, I'm fine.
:03:21
You ready for that big
Hazzard Rally this weekend?
:03:24
Yeah, I got him all tuned up.
Right, General?
:03:27
How many times
you won that, anyway?
:03:29
- Four in a row, sir.
- Four in a row.
:03:32
That's good. Billy Prickett won it four
in a row, and look what he's doing today.
:03:37
- Hey, you been hunting?
- Yes, sir.
:03:40
Yeah, I been using
those new whammy shells.
:03:43
They scatter less for when you really
wanna blow a hole in something.
:03:49
- Cool. Guns.
- Yeah.
:03:53
Are you delivering
all by yourself today?
:03:56
Oh, no. I never travel alone, sir.
:03:58
I like to think I travel
with the man upstairs.
:04:01
You know, Jesus.
:04:05
You know, I like that attitude.
:04:07
I'm gonna look around
and find a boy like you...
:04:10
...to date my daughter,
Laurie, pretty soon.
:04:12
Because she's getting curious
about boys, you know.
:04:16
Yeah.
:04:17
Oh, you're talking about sex, right?
:04:20
I just wanna keep that
sorry cousin of yours away from her.
:04:24
The way he looks at her galls me.
You know what I mean?
:04:29
You get back here right now,
you son of a bitch.
:04:31
Get back here.
:04:33
Luke! Luke!
:04:36
- Why you running, you chickenshit?
- Goddamn Dukes.
:04:39
You get the hell off my sister.
:04:41
- Jimmy!
- Oh, shit.
:04:43
Damn you, Luke!
You get back in the house!
:04:46
- Go, Bo, go!
- Luke, wait!
:04:49
- Put on a shirt!
- Come on, come on, come on.
:04:51
I forgot about the brother. Go!
:04:58
So happy hour?
:04:59
- You're gonna get us shot someday.
- Not today.