:20:04
- Thanks, Cooter.
- Yeah.
:20:10
Chin up.
:20:17
Daisy?
:20:20
Jesse L. Duke.
:20:22
- Uncle Jesse to you.
- Daisy.
:20:25
Now, Jesse's been
two places in his life:
:20:28
Hazzard County and Korea.
:20:30
- Daisy?
- I'm in here.
:20:33
- As far as he's concerned...
- Where are you?
:20:35
I'm in the shower.
:20:37
- that's one place too many.
:20:38
Ready or not, here I come.
:20:48
- How's it looking, good looking?
- Well, I fixed the vapor coils...
:20:52
...but the boiler's still slow.
You been running this around the clock?
:20:55
Them boys break more bottles than
they deliver. Eight cases this month.
:20:59
Wonder where in the hell
they are, anyway.
:21:04
It'll make you feel lots better.
:21:08
- Light the son of a bitch.
- All right.
:21:17
I feel good.
:21:19
All right, y'all, knock off
the grab-assing over there.
:21:22
What's going on, Uncle Jesse?
:21:24
Guy come out of an antique shop
carrying a big grandfather's clock.
:21:27
Bumped into this drunk,
broke the clock.
:21:30
Guy said, "Why don't you watch
where you're going. "
:21:32
The drunk says, "Why don't you carry
a wristwatch like everybody else. "
:21:37
Know what happens
when you give a politician Viagra?
:21:39
- No.
- He gets taller.
:21:42
Here's another one for you.
:21:44
How many Dukes does it take
to screw up a moonshine delivery?
:21:47
Oh, yes, sorry about that,
Uncle Jesse. We...
:21:57
Is that Rosco?
:21:58
Wonder what
that fat sack of shit wants.