:21:04
It'll make you feel lots better.
:21:08
- Light the son of a bitch.
- All right.
:21:17
I feel good.
:21:19
All right, y'all, knock off
the grab-assing over there.
:21:22
What's going on, Uncle Jesse?
:21:24
Guy come out of an antique shop
carrying a big grandfather's clock.
:21:27
Bumped into this drunk,
broke the clock.
:21:30
Guy said, "Why don't you watch
where you're going. "
:21:32
The drunk says, "Why don't you carry
a wristwatch like everybody else. "
:21:37
Know what happens
when you give a politician Viagra?
:21:39
- No.
- He gets taller.
:21:42
Here's another one for you.
:21:44
How many Dukes does it take
to screw up a moonshine delivery?
:21:47
Oh, yes, sorry about that,
Uncle Jesse. We...
:21:57
Is that Rosco?
:21:58
Wonder what
that fat sack of shit wants.
:22:02
Come on.
:22:05
We can skip the "Hi, how are you's. "
I'm here on official police business.
:22:09
Right here, sheriff.
:22:14
Oh, that's horseshit.
You planted that.
:22:21
"By the power vested in me
by the County of Hazzard, Georgia...
:22:25
...I hereby seize this property...
:22:27
...for the crime of producing
and distributing moonshine. "
:22:32
Now, Jesse,
we can do this the easy way...
:22:35
...or, of course...
:22:40
...there's that other way.
:22:42
- Let's try the that other way first.
- Now, hold on. Wait.
:22:45
Only way I'm leaving this farm
is in a wooden box.
:22:47
Well...
:22:50
Hi, Dukes.
:22:54
Hi.
:22:57
Well, now.
:22:59
Lookie there.