The Dukes of Hazzard
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:24:01
I left three toes in Korea for this country,
and this is the thanks I get.

:24:05
I don't understand how they
could just take your farm.

:24:08
They planted a still in our barn.
:24:10
They planted a still? Now,
why would they need to plant a still?

:24:15
Because they're too damn dumb
to find our real one.

:24:18
I was waiting on old Bill Miller
up at the truck stop last night.

:24:22
He said Boss' men seized his land
for some trumped-up charge too.

:24:27
Maybe it's got to do with all that
construction equipment up at the Millers'.

:24:31
You wanna go up there
and take a second look?

:24:33
Oh, I don't know, boys.
:24:35
Oh, now, Pauline.
:24:39
Don't worry, Uncle Jesse.
We're gonna take care of it.

:24:43
You know what's gonna happen,
don't you?

:24:45
Those two are gonna get themselves
in trouble, end up in jail...

:24:48
...and I'm gonna have to
shake my ass to get them out.

:24:51
That's why we love you, honey.
:24:57
- Oh, goddamn it.
- Well, well, well.

:25:02
What the hell
do you think you're doing?

:25:04
What's it look like?
I'm building a doomsday machine...

:25:07
...gonna aim it right up
your heinie hole.

:25:10
You stupid enough to think
you can fix this?

:25:12
- I'm fixing to fix it.
- Oh, you fixing to fix it.

:25:15
You couldn't fix an election
if your brother was the governor.

:25:18
What do you want, Rosco?
:25:20
This here vehicle, it was used in the
illegal transportation of moonshine.

:25:25
Boss wants it impounded.
:25:27
It ain't running right now,
and my tow truck ain't here...

:25:30
...so unless you stick it up your ass...
:25:32
Hey, one way or another,
grease monkey...

:25:35
...tomorrow I'm auctioning off
this hunk of junk.

:25:38
So y'all have a good night, now, okay?
:25:44
I got two words for you:
Soap and water.

:25:49
That's three words.
:25:51
Stupid.

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