The Dukes of Hazzard
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:25:02
What the hell
do you think you're doing?

:25:04
What's it look like?
I'm building a doomsday machine...

:25:07
...gonna aim it right up
your heinie hole.

:25:10
You stupid enough to think
you can fix this?

:25:12
- I'm fixing to fix it.
- Oh, you fixing to fix it.

:25:15
You couldn't fix an election
if your brother was the governor.

:25:18
What do you want, Rosco?
:25:20
This here vehicle, it was used in the
illegal transportation of moonshine.

:25:25
Boss wants it impounded.
:25:27
It ain't running right now,
and my tow truck ain't here...

:25:30
...so unless you stick it up your ass...
:25:32
Hey, one way or another,
grease monkey...

:25:35
...tomorrow I'm auctioning off
this hunk of junk.

:25:38
So y'all have a good night, now, okay?
:25:44
I got two words for you:
Soap and water.

:25:49
That's three words.
:25:51
Stupid.
:26:00
Hey, man, this is Cooter.
:26:02
Round up the fellas.
I got a job for them.

:26:10
Lot of equipment there
for an abandoned farm.

:26:12
Yeah, and that fence went up
pretty quick too, huh?

:26:16
- Let's go ditch the truck.
- All right.

:26:44
Well, ain't that cute,
a man taking his pig for a walk.

:26:52
Come on.

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