:58:01
Why, that slimy bastard.
:58:03
Here's another little nugget.
:58:04
Hogg has been paying
that kid Prickett a lot of money...
:58:08
...to race here Saturday.
- He's paying him?
:58:10
Y'all better get your asses back here
quick as you can, got it?
:58:14
Ten-four, Shepherd,
this is Lost Sheep out.
:58:18
What's this? What's these crackers
doing in our place?
:58:21
Turns out Prickett came back because
Hogg paid him a assload of cash.
:58:25
Don't mean Billy has anything
to do with strip-mining.
:58:28
You got to be kidding me.
:58:30
Oh, shit. Roll them up.
:58:33
- What the hell is this, man?
- Looks like somebody's lost.
:58:36
Look, a couple of white boys playing
black. Is that's what's going on?
:58:39
Actually, we were at the geology lab
for some environmental stuff, and...
:58:43
No, I get it. They on one of these
reality shows.
:58:48
- Who Wanna Get They Ass Kicked?
- Yeah.
:58:52
Why don't you two hillbillies
join us up here for a minute?
:58:56
Actually, we prefer
Appalachian-Americans.
:58:58
Man, get out the car!
:59:02
Now, which one of you two
brothers is Michelangelo?
:59:07
There's a certain creek that people
sometimes canoe up without a paddle.
:59:12
You could say that the Duke boys
were on that particular creek right now.
:59:17
Let's kick they ass, Jerry!
:59:21
Never thought I'd say this,
but, hot damn, it's the cops.
:59:26
There goes the canoe.
:59:32
- Give me your shoelaces.
- What?
:59:34
These guys over there gave me theirs.
See, I'm gonna fashion myself a lasso.
:59:39
When the jailer comes in,
I'm gonna rope his keys.
:59:43
Luke and Bo Duke are home free.
Period, end of story.
:59:47
I got on cowboy boots, cuz.
:59:50
I like your style.
:59:53
You gonna need those shoelaces?
:59:55
We gonna have to get out of here.
:59:58
Hey, Yul Brynner. We gotta make
a phone call. We gotta call our lawyer.