:59:02
Now, which one of you two
brothers is Michelangelo?
:59:07
There's a certain creek that people
sometimes canoe up without a paddle.
:59:12
You could say that the Duke boys
were on that particular creek right now.
:59:17
Let's kick they ass, Jerry!
:59:21
Never thought I'd say this,
but, hot damn, it's the cops.
:59:26
There goes the canoe.
:59:32
- Give me your shoelaces.
- What?
:59:34
These guys over there gave me theirs.
See, I'm gonna fashion myself a lasso.
:59:39
When the jailer comes in,
I'm gonna rope his keys.
:59:43
Luke and Bo Duke are home free.
Period, end of story.
:59:47
I got on cowboy boots, cuz.
:59:50
I like your style.
:59:53
You gonna need those shoelaces?
:59:55
We gonna have to get out of here.
:59:58
Hey, Yul Brynner. We gotta make
a phone call. We gotta call our lawyer.
1:00:03
What the hell are we in here for?
1:00:05
Well, where should I start?
1:00:15
We know you're gonna
strip-mine Hazzard.
1:00:17
Do you, now? Well, that's good.
1:00:21
Guess where I'm gonna sink
that first drill.
1:00:23
Right down in the middle
of your bedroom.
1:00:26
Y'all do still share a bunk bed, right?
1:00:30
Hey, that's a phat suit there.
What, you some type of pimp?
1:00:36
What has strip-mining got to do with you
paying Billy Prickett to race tomorrow?
1:00:41
You like magic, Luke? Sleight of hand?
1:00:44
See, while you're looking over here,
something's really happening over here.
1:00:50
You see, despite the fact
that I now own your beloved farm...
1:00:56
...I can't legally mine it,
because the county won't let me.