1:00:03
What the hell are we in here for?
1:00:05
Well, where should I start?
1:00:15
We know you're gonna
strip-mine Hazzard.
1:00:17
Do you, now? Well, that's good.
1:00:21
Guess where I'm gonna sink
that first drill.
1:00:23
Right down in the middle
of your bedroom.
1:00:26
Y'all do still share a bunk bed, right?
1:00:30
Hey, that's a phat suit there.
What, you some type of pimp?
1:00:36
What has strip-mining got to do with you
paying Billy Prickett to race tomorrow?
1:00:41
You like magic, Luke? Sleight of hand?
1:00:44
See, while you're looking over here,
something's really happening over here.
1:00:50
You see, despite the fact
that I now own your beloved farm...
1:00:56
...I can't legally mine it,
because the county won't let me.
1:01:01
I need to hold a public hearing,
you know...
1:01:03
...to give the citizens of Hazzard
a chance to object.
1:01:10
And let me guess, you're going to hold
the hearing during the rally tomorrow?
1:01:14
And if nobody knows about the hearing,
there won't be anyone there to object.
1:01:19
- There you go.
- Sleight of hand.
1:01:21
- Sleight of hand.
- Grow the fingernails out.
1:01:24
Then pop some fingernail polish
on them bitches.
1:01:28
- Is Billy Prickett in on it?
- Prickett?
1:01:32
- Prickett's just collecting a paycheck.
- We ain't gonna let you get away with it.
1:01:37
Really? Tomorrow, if you happen to be
strolling by the courthouse about noon...
1:01:42
...you might wanna rush right in there
and voice your objections.
1:01:46
Voice this.
1:01:49
Dadgum it. I just remembered.
1:01:52
Tomorrow morning
you're going to the Georgia work farm.
1:01:56
And I hear they have a rather
strict policy on weekend passes.