1:01:01
I need to hold a public hearing,
you know...
1:01:03
...to give the citizens of Hazzard
a chance to object.
1:01:10
And let me guess, you're going to hold
the hearing during the rally tomorrow?
1:01:14
And if nobody knows about the hearing,
there won't be anyone there to object.
1:01:19
- There you go.
- Sleight of hand.
1:01:21
- Sleight of hand.
- Grow the fingernails out.
1:01:24
Then pop some fingernail polish
on them bitches.
1:01:28
- Is Billy Prickett in on it?
- Prickett?
1:01:32
- Prickett's just collecting a paycheck.
- We ain't gonna let you get away with it.
1:01:37
Really? Tomorrow, if you happen to be
strolling by the courthouse about noon...
1:01:42
...you might wanna rush right in there
and voice your objections.
1:01:46
Voice this.
1:01:49
Dadgum it. I just remembered.
1:01:52
Tomorrow morning
you're going to the Georgia work farm.
1:01:56
And I hear they have a rather
strict policy on weekend passes.
1:02:00
Yo, B. You need to pop
a feather in that hat, yo.
1:02:03
Then your man ho's will be having
more respect for you.
1:02:06
I have $ 100 right here...
1:02:08
...for whoever knocks
that loudmouth son of a bitch out.
1:02:13
Thank you.
1:02:14
Now, break some rocks for me, boys.
1:02:17
Take care, now, you hear?
1:02:20
Bye-bye.
1:02:23
Don't you know you're not supposed
to wear white after Labor Day?
1:02:45
All right, here's what we're gonna do.
1:02:47
When we stop for gas, we call up Cooter
and tell him to put a pig in the road, right.
1:02:52
Then when the cops are moving the pig,
Cooter hooks up a cable to the bumper.
1:02:56
Car drives away,
the hook will pull out the whole chassis.