The Dukes of Hazzard
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1:02:00
Yo, B. You need to pop
a feather in that hat, yo.

1:02:03
Then your man ho's will be having
more respect for you.

1:02:06
I have $ 100 right here...
1:02:08
...for whoever knocks
that loudmouth son of a bitch out.

1:02:13
Thank you.
1:02:14
Now, break some rocks for me, boys.
1:02:17
Take care, now, you hear?
1:02:20
Bye-bye.
1:02:23
Don't you know you're not supposed
to wear white after Labor Day?

1:02:45
All right, here's what we're gonna do.
1:02:47
When we stop for gas, we call up Cooter
and tell him to put a pig in the road, right.

1:02:52
Then when the cops are moving the pig,
Cooter hooks up a cable to the bumper.

1:02:56
Car drives away,
the hook will pull out the whole chassis.

1:03:00
He can't drive without a chassis...
1:03:02
All right, shut up back there!
1:03:04
My cousin's starting to go crazy.
We gotta get him to a hospital.

1:03:07
I think he done caught the fever,
or something.

1:03:10
That's what happens
when you're humping livestock, hillbilly.

1:03:13
Can we help you guys out
with anything up there...

1:03:16
...oblige you with a reach-around
or something?

1:03:18
Of course, you'd have to un-cuff us first.
1:03:21
Sarge, if you and me was to have
a chase, you think you could catch me?

1:03:25
- Appears to me you caught already, son.
- I'm serious.

1:03:28
If I had my car and you was in this one,
you really think you could catch me?

1:03:32
Because, bubba,
this car feels kind of slow to me.

1:03:35
She's got plenty under the hood,
don't you worry about that.

1:03:38
- No balls.
- No balls.

1:03:40
No balls. No balls.
1:03:42
- No balls.
- No balls.

1:03:44
You wanna see balls?
1:03:46
- No balls. No balls.
- Will you slow this car down?

1:03:49
You letting them get your panties
in a bunch. You the officer.

1:03:52
Shut the hell up back there. All right?
1:03:55
- No balls.
- Oh, my God. Will you look at that?

1:03:59
You need a napkin
to eat them drumsticks, boy.


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