1:03:00
He can't drive without a chassis...
1:03:02
All right, shut up back there!
1:03:04
My cousin's starting to go crazy.
We gotta get him to a hospital.
1:03:07
I think he done caught the fever,
or something.
1:03:10
That's what happens
when you're humping livestock, hillbilly.
1:03:13
Can we help you guys out
with anything up there...
1:03:16
...oblige you with a reach-around
or something?
1:03:18
Of course, you'd have to un-cuff us first.
1:03:21
Sarge, if you and me was to have
a chase, you think you could catch me?
1:03:25
- Appears to me you caught already, son.
- I'm serious.
1:03:28
If I had my car and you was in this one,
you really think you could catch me?
1:03:32
Because, bubba,
this car feels kind of slow to me.
1:03:35
She's got plenty under the hood,
don't you worry about that.
1:03:38
- No balls.
- No balls.
1:03:40
No balls. No balls.
1:03:42
- No balls.
- No balls.
1:03:44
You wanna see balls?
1:03:46
- No balls. No balls.
- Will you slow this car down?
1:03:49
You letting them get your panties
in a bunch. You the officer.
1:03:52
Shut the hell up back there. All right?
1:03:55
- No balls.
- Oh, my God. Will you look at that?
1:03:59
You need a napkin
to eat them drumsticks, boy.
1:04:03
- Goddamn it.
- Nice driving!
1:04:12
What seems to be the problem, sugar?
1:04:14
I think something bounced up
into my undercarriage.
1:04:17
- Will you take a look?
- Ma'am, I'd be pleased...
1:04:20
...to check your undercarriage.
- Thank you.
1:04:22
I stopped you
because your taillight is out.
1:04:25
Stopped me? Sir, you hit me.
1:04:27
Because your taillight is out,
and we couldn't see you brake.
1:04:30
- You're gonna write me a ticket?
- Yep.
1:04:33
This is ridiculous!
1:04:37
Is there anything I can help you out
with today, ma'am?
1:04:40
Do cute cops grow on trees
around here or what?
1:04:43
Well, I, you know... Pushups.
Kind of you to notice.
1:04:47
Let me see what's going on
under your hood here.
1:04:52
- Damn, that's hot.
- Here. Maybe this'll help.