The Longest Yard
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:10:00
I used to play
a little college ball myself.

:10:02
Down at the University of Miami.
:10:04
I bet a lot of your old teammates
are locked up in here.

:10:06
No inmates from my playing days.
Couple of guards, though.

:10:10
See, we got us a fine
prison-guard league down here.

:10:13
It's like a company softball team.
:10:17
Now, the warden...
:10:20
...he's gonna ask you to help out.
:10:21
Okay. With what?
:10:29
That wasn't nice.
:10:33
When the warden asks you,
:10:35
what are you gonna say?
:10:38
Yes?
:10:48
You're gonna tell him "no. "
You got it?

:10:51
You're gonna tell the warden
:10:52
that you want nothing to do
with his football fantasies.

:10:57
Not in my back yard.
:11:00
Because the warden
don't run this prison. I do.

:11:04
You understand?
:11:05
Not entirely.
:11:11
Okay. I feel you, dog. I feel you.
:11:17
Paul "Wrecking" Crewe.
:11:20
I don't get to say this
to my new guests very often,

:11:22
but it's an honor to have you
here at this institution.

:11:25
It's an honor to be
locked up here, sir.

:11:28
Oh, well, this is Errol Dandridge.
:11:32
Colonel Sanders
been eating his own chicken.

:11:35
He's my political adviser.
:11:37
See, I've been approached
by several very influential people

:11:40
wondering if I'd be interested
in standing for governor.

:11:43
They see the way I run this prison,
think maybe I should run this state.

:11:48
Only with less sodomy, right?
:11:56
Hopefully none.
:11:58
Sorry.

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