:11:00
Because the warden
don't run this prison. I do.
:11:04
You understand?
:11:05
Not entirely.
:11:11
Okay. I feel you, dog. I feel you.
:11:17
Paul "Wrecking" Crewe.
:11:20
I don't get to say this
to my new guests very often,
:11:22
but it's an honor to have you
here at this institution.
:11:25
It's an honor to be
locked up here, sir.
:11:28
Oh, well, this is Errol Dandridge.
:11:32
Colonel Sanders
been eating his own chicken.
:11:35
He's my political adviser.
:11:37
See, I've been approached
by several very influential people
:11:40
wondering if I'd be interested
in standing for governor.
:11:43
They see the way I run this prison,
think maybe I should run this state.
:11:48
Only with less sodomy, right?
:11:56
Hopefully none.
:11:58
Sorry.
:12:01
Now, there are two things we take very
seriously here in the state of Texas.
:12:05
Prison and football.
:12:08
We play a little of the latter here.
:12:10
The warden is too modest to admit
that his team is rather good.
:12:14
But not good enough.
:12:16
Five years since
our last championship.
:12:19
Five years.
:12:21
Now, I've worked real hard,
pulled strings,
:12:24
called in quite a few favors
to get you here, Paul.
:12:27
Now, why would you go and do that?
:12:29
Because I am convinced that
you can get us back on track.
:12:35
I haven't played football in I don't
know how long. I don't really want to.
:12:39
You wouldn't be playing, Paul.
Just consulting.
:12:43
Anyone who was once the MVP
of the National Football League
:12:45
must have a great deal
of expertise to offer.
:12:48
Captain, what would you say
to Mr. Crewe looking in,
:12:52
giving us the benefit
of his experience?
:12:55
I think that's a real good idea, warden.
We can use all the help we can get.
:12:59
Well, then, it's all settled.