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Now, there are two things we take very
seriously here in the state of Texas.
:12:05
Prison and football.
:12:08
We play a little of the latter here.
:12:10
The warden is too modest to admit
that his team is rather good.
:12:14
But not good enough.
:12:16
Five years since
our last championship.
:12:19
Five years.
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Now, I've worked real hard,
pulled strings,
:12:24
called in quite a few favors
to get you here, Paul.
:12:27
Now, why would you go and do that?
:12:29
Because I am convinced that
you can get us back on track.
:12:35
I haven't played football in I don't
know how long. I don't really want to.
:12:39
You wouldn't be playing, Paul.
Just consulting.
:12:43
Anyone who was once the MVP
of the National Football League
:12:45
must have a great deal
of expertise to offer.
:12:48
Captain, what would you say
to Mr. Crewe looking in,
:12:52
giving us the benefit
of his experience?
:12:55
I think that's a real good idea, warden.
We can use all the help we can get.
:12:59
Well, then, it's all settled.
:13:02
What you say, Paul?
:13:04
I appreciate the offer,
but I'm gonna have to pass.
:13:11
Now, I can assure you
:13:14
that your time here will be a whole
lot easier if you just participate.
:13:20
I just wanna do my time
and go home. Nothing else.
:13:27
If you'll excuse us, Mr. Crewe.
:13:29
Captain Knauer, you can stay.
:13:36
Sit down!
:13:39
I used to love
your underwear commercials.
:13:44
Thank you very much.
:13:46
My ex-husband wore the
same brand of tighty whities.
:13:51
He didn't fill them out
quite as well as you, though.
:13:55
Special effects. Hollywood.
Not all me.
:13:59
Oh, I doubt that very seriously.