:14:02
Well, then get him enthusiastic,
damn it!
:14:06
Come on, get up.
:14:07
How'd it go in there?
We all set now?
:14:09
Oh, yeah, we're real tight.
:14:23
Only the finest for you, superstar.
:14:31
I was just playing.
:14:38
I ain't gonna forget you, Crewe.
:14:40
Hey, yo, you owe me money
on that game, punk!
:14:42
Better watch yourself, Mr. Football!
:14:44
Bitch!
:14:51
Yeah, you better run, woman.
:14:56
Yo, football.
:14:58
Take a seat.
:15:00
Thanks.
:15:01
You know, I have never seen
one inmate just walk in here
:15:04
and be unanimously hated
by the entire population.
:15:07
- I ain't never seen it.
- How'd I get so lucky?
:15:10
You could have robbed banks,
sold crack,
:15:12
stole your grandmama's pension,
and nobody would have cared.
:15:14
But shaving points off a football game?
Man, that's just un-American.
:15:18
- You play football?
- Me? No.
:15:20
I suck so bad, they used to pick me
after the white kids.
:15:23
Used to be mad too. It's like, "I can't
believe I picked a nigga that can't play. "
:15:27
- Caretaker.
- Paul Crewe.
:15:30
Whatever your pleasure,
I can facilitate.
:15:33
You need weed, you need meth...
Hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man.
:15:36
I know how you white boys
always deal with that depression.
:15:38
I mean, me personally, I don't
understand what you white boys
:15:41
all depressed about.
Hey, you're white. Smile.
:15:44
And for a small fee,
I can even get you McDonald's.
:15:47
- Really?
- Yeah, that's right. Mickey D's.
:15:49
My man Cheeseburger Eddy
got the hookup.
:15:51
Cheeseburger Eddy?
:15:52
That's right.
We can get our McFlurry on.
:15:54
Enjoy it, fat man.
:15:56
What about the love
of a beautiful woman?
:15:58
Well, you're gonna have
to lower your standards