:15:00
Thanks.
:15:01
You know, I have never seen
one inmate just walk in here
:15:04
and be unanimously hated
by the entire population.
:15:07
- I ain't never seen it.
- How'd I get so lucky?
:15:10
You could have robbed banks,
sold crack,
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stole your grandmama's pension,
and nobody would have cared.
:15:14
But shaving points off a football game?
Man, that's just un-American.
:15:18
- You play football?
- Me? No.
:15:20
I suck so bad, they used to pick me
after the white kids.
:15:23
Used to be mad too. It's like, "I can't
believe I picked a nigga that can't play. "
:15:27
- Caretaker.
- Paul Crewe.
:15:30
Whatever your pleasure,
I can facilitate.
:15:33
You need weed, you need meth...
Hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man.
:15:36
I know how you white boys
always deal with that depression.
:15:38
I mean, me personally, I don't
understand what you white boys
:15:41
all depressed about.
Hey, you're white. Smile.
:15:44
And for a small fee,
I can even get you McDonald's.
:15:47
- Really?
- Yeah, that's right. Mickey D's.
:15:49
My man Cheeseburger Eddy
got the hookup.
:15:51
Cheeseburger Eddy?
:15:52
That's right.
We can get our McFlurry on.
:15:54
Enjoy it, fat man.
:15:56
What about the love
of a beautiful woman?
:15:58
Well, you're gonna have
to lower your standards
:16:01
on the beautiful part
and on the woman part.
:16:03
Hey.
:16:05
Let's just stick
with the cheeseburgers.
:16:07
Oh, they ugly now, but in eight months,
he gonna look like Beyoncé.
:16:10
No, thanks.
:16:11
Now, here's the most important part.
:16:13
You can't let these guys scare you.
You can't let them punk you.
:16:16
Because if you do that, you gonna
end up being somebody's bitch.
:16:19
Don't want that.
Thanks for the advice.
:16:27
Hey. Let me take that tray
out for you.
:16:30
I ain't done eating yet.
:16:31
Oh, you're not?
I'll give it back to you, then.
:16:34
You're dead!
:16:45
Hornet's Nest!
:16:58
Everybody stay down.
:16:59
Stay quiet!