:18:30
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty.
:18:35
Hey, superdick.
:18:38
Warden's wondering if your stay
in the hotbox has changed your mind.
:18:42
How long have I been in here?
:18:43
One week. Wanna go for two?
:18:53
How'd you find these guys anyways?
:18:55
Recruitment, boy.
:18:56
When college stars don't get drafted,
they need a place to go.
:19:00
A job, money, security.
:19:03
Who drank all the damn Gatorade?!
:19:06
Damn it!
:19:07
And apparently steroids.
:19:10
Look, seems like you got all the talent
you'd want. So why do you need me?
:19:13
Well, now, you might
find this hard to believe,
:19:15
but there's folks here in the prison
league don't care for me very much.
:19:18
- You, warden?
- They thought it might be amusing
:19:21
to schedule the defending
league champs as our first game.
:19:24
And me? Well, I thought
an old pro like yourself
:19:27
might have some training-camp tricks,
drills, insights to offer up.
:19:30
Give us the competitive edge.
:19:33
All right. Relatively simple.
You need a tune-up game.
:19:36
A tune-up game?
:19:37
Yeah. In college, we'd start every
season against Appalachian State
:19:40
or some slack Division II team.
:19:42
Kick the living shit out of them.
Get their confidence up.
:19:46
You know something, Paul?
:19:48
- You've just given me an inspiration.
- That's great. What?
:19:51
You're gonna assemble a team
to play the first game against us.
:19:54
And you, Mr. Crewe,
are gonna be the quarterback.
:19:57
I don't think so.
:19:59
Let me tell you something.