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A job, money, security.
:19:03
Who drank all the damn Gatorade?!
:19:06
Damn it!
:19:07
And apparently steroids.
:19:10
Look, seems like you got all the talent
you'd want. So why do you need me?
:19:13
Well, now, you might
find this hard to believe,
:19:15
but there's folks here in the prison
league don't care for me very much.
:19:18
- You, warden?
- They thought it might be amusing
:19:21
to schedule the defending
league champs as our first game.
:19:24
And me? Well, I thought
an old pro like yourself
:19:27
might have some training-camp tricks,
drills, insights to offer up.
:19:30
Give us the competitive edge.
:19:33
All right. Relatively simple.
You need a tune-up game.
:19:36
A tune-up game?
:19:37
Yeah. In college, we'd start every
season against Appalachian State
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or some slack Division II team.
:19:42
Kick the living shit out of them.
Get their confidence up.
:19:46
You know something, Paul?
:19:48
- You've just given me an inspiration.
- That's great. What?
:19:51
You're gonna assemble a team
to play the first game against us.
:19:54
And you, Mr. Crewe,
are gonna be the quarterback.
:19:57
I don't think so.
:19:59
Let me tell you something.
:20:00
In my prison, to get along,
you gotta go along.
:20:03
I just wanna do my three years
and be done.
:20:05
Three years is before
you assaulted Captain Knauer.
:20:09
Now, you could be with us
for a very long time, Mr. Crewe.
:20:14
Fine, I'll do it.
:20:17
Good choice.
:20:19
But one condition, though.
:20:21
Gotta promise me to keep
Captain Knauer off my back.
:20:24
It's a deal.
:20:25
Now, you got four weeks
to assemble a team and train them.
:20:28
What, are we gonna have a half-hour
a day to practice with a Nerf ball?
:20:31
Oh, I'll make sure my boys allow you
sufficient freedom, within these walls,
:20:35
to get your team in shape.
:20:41
What's this? "Football 'tree-outs. "'
:20:44
What the hell is a "tree-out"?
:20:45
"Tryout," you half a meatball.
:20:47
- What's this football thing about, man?
- Crewe's getting a team together.
:20:50
- To play against who?
- The guards.
:20:53
Now, I don't know about y'all,
but I occasionally have the impulse
:20:57
to physically assault one of our
finer correctional officers.