The Longest Yard
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:20:00
In my prison, to get along,
you gotta go along.

:20:03
I just wanna do my three years
and be done.

:20:05
Three years is before
you assaulted Captain Knauer.

:20:09
Now, you could be with us
for a very long time, Mr. Crewe.

:20:14
Fine, I'll do it.
:20:17
Good choice.
:20:19
But one condition, though.
:20:21
Gotta promise me to keep
Captain Knauer off my back.

:20:24
It's a deal.
:20:25
Now, you got four weeks
to assemble a team and train them.

:20:28
What, are we gonna have a half-hour
a day to practice with a Nerf ball?

:20:31
Oh, I'll make sure my boys allow you
sufficient freedom, within these walls,

:20:35
to get your team in shape.
:20:41
What's this? "Football 'tree-outs. "'
:20:44
What the hell is a "tree-out"?
:20:45
"Tryout," you half a meatball.
:20:47
- What's this football thing about, man?
- Crewe's getting a team together.

:20:50
- To play against who?
- The guards.

:20:53
Now, I don't know about y'all,
but I occasionally have the impulse

:20:57
to physically assault one of our
finer correctional officers.

:21:00
Yeah? Well, how the hell
we gonna get to do that?

:21:02
Just show up at the "tree-outs,"
you big, dumb bitch.

:21:06
Do the girls get to play?
:21:08
We're playing footballs,
not balls-balls.

:21:11
This is bullshit. Just another chance
for the guards to beat on us.

:21:14
Don't you idiots get it? We could get
a free shot at the guards.

:21:17
This is our turn.
We could beat up on them.

:21:20
We could kill them.
:21:22
Kill them.
:21:29
You know MVP
sold his own teammates out.

:21:32
What do you think
he's gonna do to you fools?

:21:36
And that's the truth.
With some cheese on it.

:21:40
There ain't no meat loaf
between these buns.

:21:43
Yo, man, that's my flier, man!
I worked hard on it!

:21:45
You see? He ran like a little bitch,
right? You saw that, right?

:21:49
Yo, team needs you.
Team needs you.

:21:51
You sh... You come to the tr...
Come to the tree-outs.

:21:59
Crappy field, shit-ass equipment...

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