:21:00
Yeah? Well, how the hell
we gonna get to do that?
:21:02
Just show up at the "tree-outs,"
you big, dumb bitch.
:21:06
Do the girls get to play?
:21:08
We're playing footballs,
not balls-balls.
:21:11
This is bullshit. Just another chance
for the guards to beat on us.
:21:14
Don't you idiots get it? We could get
a free shot at the guards.
:21:17
This is our turn.
We could beat up on them.
:21:20
We could kill them.
:21:22
Kill them.
:21:29
You know MVP
sold his own teammates out.
:21:32
What do you think
he's gonna do to you fools?
:21:36
And that's the truth.
With some cheese on it.
:21:40
There ain't no meat loaf
between these buns.
:21:43
Yo, man, that's my flier, man!
I worked hard on it!
:21:45
You see? He ran like a little bitch,
right? You saw that, right?
:21:49
Yo, team needs you.
Team needs you.
:21:51
You sh... You come to the tr...
Come to the tree-outs.
:21:59
Crappy field, shit-ass equipment...
:22:01
Hey, man, at least we got some
world-class players over there.
:22:07
Forty-five.
:22:09
Forty-six.
:22:12
Forty-seven.
:22:14
He might make the team.
:22:15
Well, if we gotta cut him,
you're doing it.
:22:18
Forty-nine.
:22:20
Fifty.
:22:22
- All right, man.
- Good job, man.
:22:23
Well, well, well.
You a football player?
:22:26
Oh, no. I never played
no football, mister.
:22:29
So, what happened? You read the flier,
thought it looked like some fun?
:22:32
- Oh, I can't read.
- Oh, don't worry.
:22:34
Reading's for rich people.
:22:36
So you know, we're putting together
a football team. Love you to join.
:22:40
Will you teach me to football?
:22:42
Sure we'll teach you to football.
Won't we, Caretaker?
:22:44
Hey, I'll teach you anything.
Just don't eat me.
:22:47
Okay.
:22:51
Down, Shrek. Down!
:22:54
Okay, bring it in. Whoever's trying out
for the team, wake up.
:22:58
Can you give a brother
a little hustle?