:22:01
Hey, man, at least we got some
world-class players over there.
:22:07
Forty-five.
:22:09
Forty-six.
:22:12
Forty-seven.
:22:14
He might make the team.
:22:15
Well, if we gotta cut him,
you're doing it.
:22:18
Forty-nine.
:22:20
Fifty.
:22:22
- All right, man.
- Good job, man.
:22:23
Well, well, well.
You a football player?
:22:26
Oh, no. I never played
no football, mister.
:22:29
So, what happened? You read the flier,
thought it looked like some fun?
:22:32
- Oh, I can't read.
- Oh, don't worry.
:22:34
Reading's for rich people.
:22:36
So you know, we're putting together
a football team. Love you to join.
:22:40
Will you teach me to football?
:22:42
Sure we'll teach you to football.
Won't we, Caretaker?
:22:44
Hey, I'll teach you anything.
Just don't eat me.
:22:47
Okay.
:22:51
Down, Shrek. Down!
:22:54
Okay, bring it in. Whoever's trying out
for the team, wake up.
:22:58
Can you give a brother
a little hustle?
:23:00
Very good.
:23:02
For those of you who don't know
who I am, I'm Paul Crewe.
:23:04
I'm gonna be your coach,
your captain, your quarterback.
:23:08
You haven't played in years.
Why can't I be quarterback?
:23:11
- You're right. Let's see what you got.
- All right.
:23:13
- Hit me, I'm open.
- Hike, hike! Hike!
:23:15
That's why.
Now, sit down and shut up.
:23:17
It slipped. I just ate popcorn.
:23:19
Question: Any of you gentlemen
ever play football before?
:23:23
- You did? Where?
- Kansas State.
:23:25
Are you shitting me?
For Coach Snyder?
:23:28
Kansas State Prison.
:23:30
Now, I hear they have
the softest mattresses out there.
:23:33
Yeah, they do.
:23:35
Not as soft as the ones
at West Texas Mental Institution.
:23:37
- Really?
- Let's finish this conversation later.
:23:40
For now, I wanna see
what you got out there.
:23:43
We'll grade them
on a scale of one to ten.
:23:45
Move it! Hustle, hustle, hustle!
:23:48
Give these guys sixes.
Give these guys fives.
:23:51
Good. Good.
Give them threes.
:23:53
Very nice!
:23:56
- Aren't we missing somebody?
- Where's the Kansas State guy?